Hi Sweet Plums!

 

Hi SweetPlums!
      Hummmmm…Where do I start? Do you really want to hear the mundane mutterings of my meandering life, especially after my many years of Slightly Slutty Behavior!? I sure hope so, because I need to vent somewhere and blogging seems to be a venting venue. I’m pretty good at entertaining myself, so let’s see where this takes me and if I can entertain you.

 I’m a 57-year ripely aged Slut Goddess. YEA, I’m a fucking Goddess!!!

Men have drooled, worshipped, and spilled gallons of seed over me for over 35 years.

 Now life has become pretty mundane, though. For instance: I burnt my fucking forehead this morning with my curling iron as I was getting ready for a live cam show on my website, and then I had to squeeze into one of my favorite old corsets. *Sigh* Ya see these days, especially with our current economy, I’ve had to re-adopt my Vanessa del Rio persona.  Mind you, I’m still a very sexual woman, and I still look good for a 57-year-old ex-XXX-porn star! My flesh now is thicker, but still firm from my bodybuilding days (the recent death of Michael Jackson really made me think of that time; his album Thriller was just out when I started) my tits are much bigger, as happens when a woman matures…tsk! My legs are big and strong as always (I used to squat reps of 245 lbs!); and my pussy still salivates and throbs at the site of hard dick-meat! Still, getting up and putting on Vanessa each morning, the corsets, hair and make-up, isn’t always what I feel like doing.  I try balance my Sluterizing (did I just invent a new word?) with dog walking and dog training. And, of course, some TV.

I'm Miz Matilda Grrrr Arf...Arf!

My dog days started when I noticed a picture of an adorably funny looking little creature in Time Out magazine. It turned out to be a French Bulldog, and I had to have one: she is Mademoiselle Matilda, a very cute grimace-faced bundle of joy (<<see pic). With my obsessive nature, I didn’t take dog ownership lightly. I read every book I could get my hands on about how to be a good canine mom, but I did make a few mistakes along the way, like taking her to a dog park where she took a ride in a Rottweiler’s mouth. She is a little reactive and bitchy since that little adventure but being a female and a canine BITCHY ain’t bad!

I'm Mr Mambo Waz Up Baby!...Woof!

 I wanted her to have some dog friends, so I got Mr. Mambo, a very odd looking Frenchy with huge ears that droop (see pic>>). Now I’m teaching them tricks like dunk the basketball, ring the bell, sit in a box, close the door and Mr Mambo is currently in Agility and if I get my nerve I will compete but as any dog owner knows what’s best is the love they give you, so unconditional, and immeasurable. I’ve found the loves of my life! Training them has become a joy filled hobby, and the bond that is created is pure and fulfilling. Then there’s Tarzan my Bengal cat who hides under the bed until the TV goes off then jumps up on the bed to snuggle on my right side with  Matilda and Mambo on my left, Lola my all black rescue cat is in her special hiding place which is unknown to all. I also have 200 goldfish, and two 20 inch Koi fish, which eat out of my hand.

Mr Mambo…Waz Up Ma!?

 

Ahhh, and now for the Sluterizing part of my day! I started doing live cam a few years ago, but wasn’t happy with the first company, because I found out they were giving my cam shows away free to some sites, which wasn’t fair to my website’s paying Erect Members, so I stopped for a while. I’ve now started again with ImLive, because their set-up is simple, making my interaction with fan friends much more intimate and emotionally and financially rewarding. Unfortunately, money does make the world go round…as true in Slutville as on Wall Street! I am a pervy woman, though, and genuinely enjoy entertaining my equally pervy fans. I especially enjoy listening to and getting into their unusual and sometimes wacky sexuality. For instance- Nowadays, I get many Erect Members that want to play, “I’ve been a bad boy, Mommy,” or “Oh, you caught me in your hamper sniffing your panties, Auntie Nessa!” or “Do you have a pair of lace gloves I can CUM on?” or “Can you drool all over your tits for me?” What I especially like about this new cam network is that I can see you too, and as I mentioned above, this ole Slut Goddess loves to look at hard dick!
 
Okay, I can hear you asking, “What has been the weirdest request so far?” Well, there is one I WILL NOT DO! And that would be farting jeez yes there is such a thing as a ‘fart fetish’ where I’ve been asked to fart! ROTFL Not sure where it comes from (well we all know where farts come from) , but I have been asked, and I have declined. Doesn’t seem ladylike, even for a Slut. LOL Where do you Men get these fetishes from please explain!

     I have really pondered doing this blog, spilling it all: the good, the bad, the ugly, and the beautiful of my life as Slut Goddess and Mistress of Masturbatory Memories. Then I figured, “What the hell; you can’t please all the people all the time.” If I can please just some people some of the time, while pleasing myself, the one I really aim to please, I’ll be happy.

OK, here are two clips from ‘Her Name Was Lisa‘, a film I did in the early 80s. It was directed by the late Roger Watkins, who I had a very brief and very hot fling with during the filming of this movie. I found these on YOUTUBE! I know I told you I had a wicked sense of humor, but did you know, I am actually WICKED!… Enjoy… Tsk! Tsk!

I’ll just be randomly picking topics, pet peeves or whatever comes to pervy mind, and hopefully you will come back for more, no matter what your opinion is!
 
Please do post comments, and don’t hold back. I’ll take them all, as I can only grow from having an open mind to all opinions. BUT do keep in mind that I absolutely LUST for your compliments Darlings!

Xoxoxox
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Vanessa del Rio

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